Bland Bland Bland Band

Crikey the new Coldplay album is bland. We've just sat through the whole thing and I've had to put on something with a bit of bite to cleans my ears afterwards.

It's the production that is most shocking. What on earth was Brian Eno thinking? The record sounds like a U2 off-day played down a very deep dark well.

And what's with all the mumbling Chris?

And the annoying thing is that it'll sell more than the new Whitesnake album - which is ridiculously (and frankly surprisingly) good.

  • Bill Door
    Comment from: Bill Door
    17/06/08 @ 08:54

    Well I've had a listen and put my thoughts up on Do it Anyway!!!!!! :)

  • Comment from: Harry
    17/06/08 @ 10:15

    I think it's too much to describe them as thoughts. :)

  • Bill Door
    Comment from: Bill Door
    17/06/08 @ 14:59

    Cheeky &#59;) at least there are some reasons for my ludicrous opinion :p

  • Comment from: Harry
    17/06/08 @ 15:09

    I have reasons I've heard the album and it's crap. What other reasons would you like?

    It's boring, morose, badly played, awfully produced, utter bilge.

  • Bill Door
    Comment from: Bill Door
    17/06/08 @ 17:23

    No need to get touchy. In the 90 odd words you wrote about the album, you gave no indication at all why you thought it was bland, that's all I was saying.

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