Grumpyrocker

Big charity music bash, the ideal time to throw a childish and selfish tantrum, isn't it? The ego that is Paul McCartney has demanded that not only does he headline the London Live 8 show, but that he opens the show too.

The demand has said to have angered other stars, especially U2, the original show openers. Bono and the boys have agreed to share the opening number with the wobbly-headed scouse popmonger, though they are not happy about it.

A source behind the scenes told reporters that, "Some of the more fragile egos are upset. Bono, in particular, was quick to demand a share of the opening number and sees what he has done politically over the years as a bit more relevant to Live 8 than what Paul has to offer."

You kind of expect this kind of egotism from Elton John. And for heaven's sake, the biggest ego in rock, Roger Waters, is playing with the other members of Pink Floyd. This show is about more than ego - something that McCartney clearly doesn't appreciate. The tool.

Meanwhile at the Philedelphia Live 8 show, each star is being given a £15,000 goody bag featuring satellite radios, Gibson guitars and jewelry. Remember this is a show about global poverty and these people are rich beyond the dreams of avarice already. Warms the heart doesn't it?